Your Stay Home Friends

Bernie Friends

Our shop tee locally designed and screen printed by Mermaid Hex. Half of all sales go to our Bernie boy. Badass Bernie Babes for Bernie 2020!

Our Mantra

PSA! Stay home and wash your fucking hands! A shop favorite. Crass and sassy dishtowel from American maker, Bad Grandma Designs.

Be Well

Our gemstone wellness necklaces handmade by local LA jeweler, Sharon Kaplan. Adornments for good health. Reminders to be well.


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Hell yeah, we're doin' this!


I need to be high to do things properly, I think


Right on, I dig it.